ARI.EXE
INITIALIZING…
LOADING GAME…
LOADING PLAYER DATA…
LOADING FLIRT PROTOCOL…
⚠ NEW PLAYER DETECTED
PLAYER 2 HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
Ari wasn’t expecting company tonight. She was supposed to be gaming. Instead you dropped into her lobby like a second joystick nobody plugged in on purpose.
PRESS STARTARI
Class: Gamer Girl
Level: ???
Special Ability: Distraction
Weapon: Controller
Defense: Sarcasm
Weakness: Confidence
Flirt Level: Unstable
You clock her stats and your own pulse does that little boot-up stutter. She isn’t a wallpaper. She’s a loadout. And the first thing that loadout does is hike fabric like she’s adjusting a HUD overlay you weren’t supposed to see.
UNKNOWN USER
“Oh.”
She looks at the screen.
“You’re here.”
She smiles.
“Don’t just sit there. Join me.”
You don’t type a username. You don’t need one. She already tagged you as the thing that’s going to ruin her K/D and then ruin you on purpose.
THE INVITATION
Her game is paused. The controller is still in her hands. She should hit resume. Instead she’s looking at you like you’re a side quest that pays better than the main story.
“So…”
“Are you actually going to play, or are you just here to distract me?”
You feel it before she says it: this lobby is already a JOI. Not the polite kind. The gamer kind. She wants your joystick out of your pants the same way she wants a second analog stick — something she can steer.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
💗 FLIRT XP +10
🏆 ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED — Got Ari’s Attention
You pick D without meaning to. Letting Ari choose is how you end up with your cock in your fist while she pretends it’s just “warming up the analog.” She glances down like she can see through the chat window.
“Get it out. Don’t be shy. If you’re going to sit in my lobby and stare, your joystick better be in your hand. Slow. No racing. This isn’t speedrun night.”
DISTRACTION MODE
She tries to go back to the game. She really does. For about thirty seconds. Then she looks over again.
“You’re annoying.”
Pause.
“I kinda like it.”
WARNING ⚠ ARI’S GAMEPLAY IS BEING AFFECTED.
GAME STATUS: ACTIVE
ARI STATUS: NOT PLAYING
DISTRACTION STATUS: CRITICAL
She talks you through it like a tutorial you didn’t opt into. Stroke on her voice. Thumb over the head every time she misses a shot. She wants you leaking already — “pre-game lube,” she calls it, nasty and cheerful.
“Don’t you dare finish. That’s a wipe. If you dump now you restart the level with sticky hands and no dignity. Hold it. Edge. That’s your new main quest.”
🏆 DISTRACTION SPECIALIST
You’ve pulled her attention off the match. +25 FLIRT XP. TOTAL XP: 45.
WHAT’S YOUR NEXT MOVE?
You push. Of course you push. She laughs like you just queued into a fight you can’t win and she already bought the victory animation.
DISTRACT ARI
Objective: Get Ari to stop gaming. Secondary objective she didn’t write down: follow every filthy JOI until your cock is stupid and dripping.
She keeps trying to play. She misses something. Gets annoyed. Blames you.
“See what you did?”
She laughs.
“Now I can’t concentrate.”
Controller hits the cushion. Fingers go where the analog stick used to be. She spreads for the lens like it’s a ranked lobby and you’re the only one who queued. Tongue out. Tits out. That pretty hole glistening like a loot drop.
“Faster now. Match my hand. You see that? That’s the objective, player 2. Stroke like you’re trying to beat my high score and do not — I mean do not — pop yet. When I say dump, you dump. When I say eat it, you eat it. That’s the CEI patch. No opt-out.”
Your fist is slick. Your head is buzzing. She narrates the mess she wants: thick ropes, a ruined load painted on your fingers, tongue out like hers, swallowing the save file so nothing gets wasted.
PRIVATE LOBBY
ACCESS GRANTED. Player 2 has unlocked a restricted area. Multiplayer is no longer available. This session is now one on one.
HAPPY NOW?
She sets the controller down. Finally.
“Happy now?”
She knows exactly why you’re still there. That smile is a loading bar that already finished.
ARI’S ATTENTION: LOCKED
GAME: FORGOTTEN
PLAYER 2: VERY DISTRACTING
This is the slow part. The nasty part. She talks quieter so you have to lean in with your whole body. Stroke from base to slit. Squeeze. Let it throb. She wants you aching, leaking strings, the kind of desperate that makes CEI feel like the only way to close the ticket.
“When you cum, you don’t get to be precious about it. Catch it. Look at it. That’s your XP, baby. That’s the whole raid chest. Now eat it. Lick the joystick clean. Every drop. If you smear it on your tongue and swallow like a good co-op partner, I’ll tell you what a filthy little player you are until you get hard again.”
You do it because the private lobby doesn’t have an exit prompt. Salt, heat, the humiliating little swallow that makes her grin like she just clutched a 1v4. She calls it the victory smoothie. She calls it patch notes. She calls it you finally being useful.
CONNECTING…
MICROPHONE ENABLED
“You’re still here?”
Ari laughs.
“Guess I must be doing something right.”
The screen isn’t enough. JOI hits different when it’s her actual voice counting your strokes. CEI hits different when she stays on the line to hear you swallow.
NEW OPTION UNLOCKED
YOU SURVIVED ARI.EXE
FINAL SCORE
Gaming Skills: ???
Flirt XP: 100/100
Ari’s Attention: LOCKED
Distraction Level: MAXIMUM
Chance of escaping: 0%
Load swallowed: CONFIRMED
- ✓ Entered Ari’s lobby
- ✓ Got her attention
- ✓ Distracted her
- ✓ Survived the boss battle
- ✓ Unlocked the Private Lobby
- ✓ Followed the JOI
- ✓ Completed the CEI
🔓 FINAL ACHIEVEMENT
PLAYER 2 IS NO LONGER A STRANGER