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BBW Phone Sex In Grandma’s Kitchen
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butter — the good kind
heavy cream
him quiet while I eat
extra for my hips if he’s good
He called while I had butter melting. I put him on speaker and kept stirring. That’s how most of my nights start. Not a dungeon. A kitchen that smells like onions and vanilla and a man trying to be polite about staring at a body he can’t see. I told him I could hear him smiling. He denied it. Liar.
BBW Phone Sex with me isn’t me apologizing for taking up space. I cook. I taste. I tell him what I’m putting in my mouth and I let the rest of the sentence hang there. He wanted Body Worship and he didn’t know how to ask without making it weird. I made it easy. I said look at grandma if you’re gonna look. I’m 58. I’m soft. I’m not hiding the belly so you can pretend I’m someone else.
Grandma Phone Sex is just the truth of it. Dirty Mommy if he needs a younger word so he can stay hard. I don’t care what he names me as long as he stays on the line and sounds hungry. Confession time: I like being fed almost as much as I like feeding. He asked if he could send dinner money. I said he could. Then I told him he still had to listen while I ate what I already had in the pan.
Taboo Phone Sex is what they call it when a grown man gets quiet because an older woman is talking about her own hips like they’re the main course. Mommy Phone Sex if he wants to be smaller than the kitchen. I can do both in one call. Sensual Mommy is the butter voice. The other one is when I tell him to get his hand on himself and stop acting shy about a woman who just asked for seconds.
I described the apron. The way it cuts under Big Boobs and doesn’t pretend to flatten anything. I had him picture standing behind me at the stove. Hands on the softest part first, not the cute part. That’s Body Worship when it’s honest. Not a poem. Just a man holding what he said he wanted. No Limits once he stopped trying to make me sound delicate. I’m not delicate. I’m warm. There’s a difference.
He wanted Cock Worship from me while I was still holding a spoon. I laughed and did it anyway, talking low so it felt like I turned around in that kitchen. I didn’t stop stirring. That’s the joke I like. Housework and filth in the same breath. BBW Phone Sex isn’t me on a velvet chair explaining a fetish. It’s me tasting sauce, saying more salt, then telling him to slow his hand down because grandma isn’t finished talking.
I ate on the call. I don’t fake that. He heard the plate. He made a noise like he’d been holding his breath. I told him good boy without making it mean. Some of them need mean. He needed to be allowed to like a heavy woman who was actually chewing. I can be filthy about the next bite and still ask if he drank water. That’s the whole personality. Nurture, then the innuendo, then I let him come if he asked nice.
He asked if I’d get bigger for him. I said maybe. I said it depends if he keeps showing up. I’m not a project. I’m a kitchen that stays open. If he wants to worship the middle, he can say the middle. If he wants to send groceries, he can send groceries. Don’t call me a goddess and then get weird when I talk about my stomach like I live in it.
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If you call, don’t start with “no offense but I like bigger women.” There is no but. Say what you want. I already know I’m soft. BBW Phone Sex here is me cooking and talking and letting you be greedy about it. Come fill me up, your choice which hole. Either way, grandma’s kitchen — and her body — is open. That’s not a slogan I practiced. That’s just how I say goodnight.
Butter’s in the fridge again. List is still on the counter. He asked if he could call when I bake. I told him he could try. Saturday’s better. I shop in the morning and I like company while I put it all away. Bring an appetite or don’t call. I’m not doing skinny fantasies in my own house.
That’s BBW Phone Sex when it’s me. Spoon in the pot. Phone on the counter. A man breathing like supper just got interesting.
he’s still on the list · right under heavy cream
Come fill me up, your choice which hole. Either way, Grandma’s kitchen (and her body) is open.
— Carmen