Insertions: I Stuff the Weirdest Huge Things in My Pussy~

Hiiii you stretchy little freak~ ✨ Did you click because you saw insertions? Hehe, of course you did! It’s your favorite unhinged rainbow chaos goblin Sparkle, and I am obsessed with stuffing my pussy full of the most ridiculous, giant, “wait is that even allowed” things I can find. Normal toys are cute. I want something so big it makes my eyes roll back and my brain go sparkly.

Last night I had this guy on the phone who wanted filthy insertions talk, so I gave him the whole inventory. I told him how I wandered around my room like a goblin in heat, picking up anything thick enough to ruin me. A giant rainbow water bottle. A fat flashlight. That stupidly huge TV remote I keep “for science.” I sat on the edge of my bed, spread my legs, and described working the first fat tip against my dripping hole while I giggled and swore and slowly pushed it in. He was stroking so hard I could hear the wet slap through the phone.

When I Get Greedy and Go Bigger

I love insertions because I get to be a bratty little size queen with zero self-control. I’ll describe how my pussy stretches around something way too thick, how it burns in the best way, how I have to breathe and wiggle and force it deeper while I moan like an idiot. I’ll tell you how full I feel when the widest part finally pops inside and my hole clenches around it like it doesn’t know whether to spit it out or keep it forever. Then I bounce. Because of course I bounce. Chaos goblin rules.

Sometimes I keep it cute and use a fat silicone toy that looks like a monster cock. Other times I get unhinged and grab whatever is nearby — a soda can still cold from the fridge, a thick hairbrush handle, a ridiculously fat candle I bought “for the aesthetic.” I’ll make the sloppiest wet sounds while I tell you how it slides in inch by inch, how my clit is throbbing, how I’m stuffed so full I can barely think. I’ll rub myself while it’s buried in me and laugh because I look so dumb and so slutty at the same time.

By the end I’ll have you stroking to the image of me on my back, rainbow hair everywhere, legs spread, something enormous stretching my pussy wide while I moan your name and beg to take even more. I want to be packed. I want to be ruined. I want my hole shiny and gaping and greedy. That is my favorite kind of messy fun, and I will describe every filthy second of it until you cum all over yourself.

Ready to listen to this chaos goblin stuff herself silly? Come play with me → my profile ✨