No, I don’t actually test the toys before I sell them. That’s against policy—at least, that’s what I say with a straight face. But the way I describe them? Let’s just say it makes people wonder. The sex toy industry is very kinky!
When I pick up a vibrator, I don’t just call it “multi-speed.” I let the words roll off my tongue, slow and dirty, like I’m already imagining what it would feel like pressed against my skin. When I hold a dildo, I grip it the way I know their eyes can’t ignore. And when I talk about lube, well… my metaphors are never innocent.
Sometimes a customer stares too long, and you can tell I am their biggest fantasy, and I love to make them shift in their seat. That’s when I know I’ve sold more than a sex toy—I’ve sold them a fantasy. Me, behind the counter, whispering filth while my fingers trace silicone.
So no, I don’t test the toys. But baby, I perform them. And by the time I’m done, they’re already imagining me as the demo model. What sex toy would ask me about at my local sex toy shop? Come in, and make yourself at home. A place where all of your fetish fantasies can come true.