Hey sexy adventurers, it’s Kira —
your favorite toy-slinging vixen behind the counter. If you’ve ever wandered into a sex shop and thought, “What the hell is that?” — trust me, you’re not alone. After years behind the counter, I’ve seen it all: from vibrating rubber ducks to dragon dildos longer than my forearm.
Today, we’re diving into the deliciously weird, ultra-taboo, and sometimes downright confusing world of WTF sex toys. I’m sharing the strangest things I’ve ever sold, the wildest customer reactions, and whether they’re actually worth the hype. Ready? Strap in — or strap on. ꨄ︎
ꨄ︎ 1. The Tentacle Dildo
What it is: Exactly what it sounds like — a curved, textured silicone dildo shaped like a damn sea monster’s limb.
Customer vibe: Anime girls with a naughty side and men exploring fantasy kinks.
Kira’s take: It’s weirdly beautiful. Some of these are art. One customer said, “I never want to go back to human-shaped again.” I’ve never looked at calamari the same.
ꨄ︎ 2. Toothbrush Vibrator Adapter
What it is: A silicone sleeve that fits on a regular toothbrush to turn it into a clit stimulator.
Customer vibe: Budget-conscious, maybe a little unhinged.
Kira’s take: I sold three in one week. One woman winked and said, “Oral hygiene has never been this orgasmic.” Honestly, 10/10 for innovation, 2/10 for hygiene. Clean it thoroughly, babes.
ꨄ︎ 3. Equine-Inspired Butt Plug (Yes, with a Tail)
What it is: A butt plug with a long synthetic horse tail attached. Pony play, anyone?
Customer vibe: Kink community regulars, cosplay folks, and curious beginners.
Kira’s take: I sold one to a woman in full leather and heels who just said, “I’ve got a show tonight.” The best part? It actually swishes when you walk. Practical AND pretty.
ꨄ︎ 4. Electric E-Stim Cock Ring
What it is: A cock ring that delivers electric pulses during play.
Customer vibe: Hardcore sensation seekers and dom/sub couples.
Kira’s take: I warn everyone before ringing this up: “This is not your grandma’s cock ring.” If used wrong? Yikes. Used right? You’ll either ascend or short-circuit. No in-between.
ꨄ︎ 5. Bad Dragon Fantasy Line (Hello, 12-inch Alien Dildos)
What it is: Gigantic, colorful, custom-molded fantasy dildos inspired by creatures — dragons, aliens, demons.
Customer vibe: Fantasy lovers, size kings/queens, sci-fi kinksters.
Kira’s take: These babies are big, bold, and unapologetic. Some are even ovipositors that simulate egg-laying (don’t worry, they’re safe!). It’s not everyone’s kink… but when people are into it, they’re REALLY into it.
ꨄ︎ 6. The “Moaning AI” Masturbator
What it is: A smart male masturbator that syncs with VR porn and moans in real-time.
Customer vibe: Tech nerds with busy hands.
Kira’s take: I asked a guy who bought it if he liked it. He said, “It called me daddy, and I teared up.” So… yeah. Worth the $299? If you’re lonely and have an outlet nearby.
ꨄ︎Kira’s Final Thoughts
Listen — kink is not one-size-fits-all. What seems weird to one person might be someone else’s fantasy fuel. I don’t judge. Ever. I just clean the shelves, stock the latex dongs, and smile when someone whispers, “Okay, don’t laugh, but I need the one that looks like an alien tentacle.”
You do you, babe. Whether it’s a classic bullet or a fire-breathing dildo from another dimension — as long as you’re safe, sane, and consensual? Go wild.
Until next time,
Keep it kinky. Keep it Kira. ꨄ︎
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