SAMANTHA
The ruler was already out of my bag when he called. Cheap plastic. Hash marks. I had written size queen phone sex on the back in pen because I was bored in class and thinking about hands.
I did not do a sweet hello. I asked him for a number. Not his age. The other number. Size queen rules are simple. I want the truth, then I want to play with it.
inch six is where I start laughing
He tried to inflate it. I told him to put his fist next to it and stop lying. Petite blonde. Nasty mouth. I can sound like a coed and still make a man feel measured. That is the joke and the heat.
I made him describe the weight of it in his palm, how far it sat off his stomach, whether it thickened when I got mean. Size queen phone sex lives in those details. I do not need a photo. I need him honest and a little embarrassed.
Size queen phone sex is not me being impressed. It is me deciding what fits. Big cock talk. JOI while I tap the ruler on the desk. He stroked to the sound. I kept the count mean and cheerful.
I told him what I do with the ones who pass. No limits after the measurement. Fucktoy rules. If he is thick enough I get sweet. If he is average I get creative. Either way I own the next twenty minutes.
I walked him through how I would sit on it, how I would make him stay still, how a size queen does not rush a good stretch. He got quieter. That is when I knew the ruler had done its job.
I added a second pass because he was getting sloppy. Slow strokes. Stop on my count. Tell me if it throbs when I laugh. I like a man who can take notes. I like a man who hates the notes and keeps going anyway.
hold at the last mark
I made him hold. Edging with a number in his mouth. Size queen phone sex again, just to pin the title down. Then I let him finish on the count I chose, not his.
After he came I still had the ruler in my hand. I told him to stay messy for a minute and listen. Next time I want the real measurement first. No poetry. No rounding up. Bring what he has and I will decide if it earns the sweet version or the creative one.
I did not baby him after. I told him to put the ruler away. If he wants to get measured again he can come to kinks-n-teasephonesex.com/samantha and ask for Samantha. Bring honest inches.